Why do mannequins have nipples? I mean, awesome if you want to be anatomically correct, but you know that’s not the reason or else they’d have dicks ‘n labia ‘n shit. Also, they ain’t just any ol’ ordinary nipples; they’re always “I’m in the Alaskan wilderness wearing nothing but a cotton tee” nipples. Look at that shit; and ain’t just the ladies!

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    This has been plaguing me for a good few years now
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    Might as well add camel toes and bulges to them.
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